Big One: I want to be a silwy dragon, Mommy!
Me: Ok! What does a silly dragon do?
Big One: He doesn't eat caaars. And he does eat people. But silly dragon fights dinosaurs.
Goody! He then demonstrated by putting on his dinosaur slippers and roaring at Middle Child, who was trying on his dragon costume.
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